oh geez, i've been affected by umi's laziness, so kakak, listen up and type!
Hello there, today, I, Mahzuz will be the one writing ! well, technically, kakak is the one writing for me. It would be troublesome for me if i were to write this so, I am telling kakak what to write using brain waves hahaha, aren't I clever? Why is Mahzuz the one writing, is what you are all thinking right? hehehe, don't under estimate my telepathic abilities! I'm writing this because umie is faaaar too lazy to write it so, yeah, you get the idea :p (actually umie is still in JB/S'pore so I will take the opportunity to write something here hehehehe)
You're all probably thinking " Mahzuz? isn't he the naughty kitty?" well I am here to announce that yesterday I did not excrete my waste products at the places where umie will shout at me. Where i pooped is a secret between me and Xing Yun hehehe.
Anyways, lets cut straight to the case, umie has been posting entries about how naughty I am, now i will turn the tables on Envy since she has never gotten any complaints from umie. I know that Envy is not very well known on umie's blog so she can consider this as me helping her boost her popularity, after all, the best way for someone to boost their popularity is through gossip right? hehehe
Envy ranks in third in the House's Kitty Council ( she was assigned to take after Flero's possition by Chiku after Flero's death) she never gets the attention she deserves even though she's never pooped nor wee in the house but, who would want to give her any attention since she's always screaming when someone picks her up and geez, her smelly breath smells like a fish market.
Umi likes her because she knows the wonderous techniques of the kitty paw massage. She once offered to teach me her secrets but i refused because then Umie will tell me to massage her belly all the time meaning less time for me to play. You probably wouldn't know this since Umie never made an entry on it, but Envy wasn't all goody two shoes when she first entered this household. I didn't know this either until just recently.
Actually Envy not only good in massaging but she's also a pretty kitty :p most people said that she has the best look among us. However Envy doesn't knows how to attract umie's attention except to be on ready to serve umie whenever umie needs her. She's really good with that kitty paw massaging techniques because what I always notice that umie will fall as-sleep whenever Envy massage her hehehe :D
OK Envy, don't get angry with me haaaaaa :P I am just want umie's friends to know you too :D After all, I did not talk bad about you huhuhu :~)
Kakak said that envy was the one who first caused the house to be smelly. She would poo right behind the sofa or behind the T.V, but at that time Ayah was the one who would clean up her mess since its only natural because it was Ayah who took her in from the pet shop, hehehe she was the only kitten left out of all her brothers and sisters ( maybe it was because she has an ugly moustache) so the shop owner was giving her away since she was only a street cat.
After Ayah got tired cleaning up the mess she made, Ayah decided to lock her in the cage. Since then, Envy learnt to poo and wee in the cage. Later she learnt to behave herself. Until now ,Envy can be considered as the best among all the kitties. I hope I can be like Envy, never cause any problems for umie...
I promise that I will behave and be a good kitty :)
Envy: hmmm, my ears are feeling so itchy for some reason (i see...someone is talking about me haaa)
After Ayah got tired cleaning up the mess she made, Ayah decided to lock her in the cage. Since then, Envy learnt to poo and wee in the cage. Later she learnt to behave herself. Until now ,Envy can be considered as the best among all the kitties. I hope I can be like Envy, never cause any problems for umie...
I promise that I will behave and be a good kitty :)
Envy: hmmm, my ears are feeling so itchy for some reason (i see...someone is talking about me haaa)
